Hello, rich client!
A private jet? Must be nice.
Give me a free ride.
We’ve come to that point.
One hundred followers and
as many haikus!
(Yay!)
Am I THAT hungry?
Could I eat a Double Down?
Ugh, I hate myself.
Hey Vanilla Butt
You wanna party tonight?
I got Hennessey
Took life in own hands
Prepared for epic revenge
Ate at White Castle
Gotta douse the vaj
We Need to wash you off too
Use cottonelle wipe
No Scenes From the Next
One more week with no answers
Lost will never change
Shania Twain songs
Feel like a woman, Big Mike?
Aaron Kelly Might
It’s that time again
Recommend your favorite
(Only if it’s ours…)
Dry crusty morning.
Really, unprotected sex?
Damn no hot water.
